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1. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baa shop! —- 2. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa. —- 3. What do you get when you cross angry sheep with a grumpy cow? A baaaaad mooooood. —- 4. What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth. —- 5. What is a sheep's favorite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal. —- 6.
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1. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa 2. Where did the sheep from Boston end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaas! 3. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baashop.
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand I am like the sick sheep that strays from the rest of the flock. Unless the Good Shepherd takes me on His shoulders and carries me back to His fold, my steps will falter, and in the very effort of rising, my feet will give way. St. Jerome
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"Feeling on cloud nine with my fluffy squad! #SheepSquadGoals " "Just hanging out with the 'ewe'niverse. Life is shear-ly amazing! " "When life gets 'baa-d,' just embrace the fluff and keep moving forward! " "Ewe won't believe how 'ewe-some' my day has been! " "Having a 'wool-tastic' day, one fluffy step at a time! " "Wool you be my friend?
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Best Sheep Quotes 1. "To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being." - Mahatma Gandhi 2. "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion." - Alexander The Great 3. "For millions of years, flowers have been producing thorns.
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Norman Vincent Peale. Gun, Liberty, Lions. 16 Copy quote. We laugh at sheep because sheep just follow the one in front. We humans have out-sheeped the sheep, because at least the sheep need a sheep dog to keep them in line. Humans keep each other in line. And they do it by ridiculing or condemning anyone who commits the crime, and that's what.
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Sheep Quotes Quotes. Quotes tagged as "sheep-quotes" Showing 1-30 of 33. "Learn well how to think right and then be your own shepherd, otherwise you shall be the unlucky sheep of all sorts of cunning shepherds!". ― Mehmet Murat ildan. tags: cunning , ildan-wisdom , ildan-wise-sayings , ildan-words , mehmet-murat-ildan-quotations , mehmet.
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1. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa! 2. How do you greet a sheep on Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe! 3. How to sheep say "Merry Christmas" in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! 4. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina! 5. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baa shop! Unsplash / Tanner Yould 6.
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1. What Spanish football club do sheep like best? FC Baaaaa-rcelona. 2. A flock of sheep suddenly surrounded me. It was a lambush! 3. Why was the sheep good at knitting? Because it knew all about wool work! 4. Why was the sheep a good musician? Because it had great baaaaa-rmonics!
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"The goat kicked. The calf trampled. The chickens flapped. The sheep bleated." - John Burningham ondrej_matous on Unsplash "If I lived my life over again, I would stay in the countryside. I prefer the countryside—the milking of the cows and the sheep." - Alfredo Di Stefano Notable Sheep Quotes About Vulnerability And Conformity