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Funny Teacher Quotes Southern Living "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." -Darwin D. Martin "Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own." -Unknown
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1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the parkโฆ If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5.
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H. L. Mencken Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. ~ Minna Thomas Antrim Funny Quotes by Teachers If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~ Anonymous I'm a teacher. How's that for super power? ~ Unknown
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Woody Allen There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw
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101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.
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โ Bob Talbert "In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." โ Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." โ.
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1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3.
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1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3.
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"My teacher caught me cheating. I was surprised - she's usually not so observant." "I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom. She said, 'I don't know, can you?' So I peed my pants right there." "My teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said 'Who, me?'" "My teacher told me I had to pay attention.
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-Roald Dahl Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back. -Unknown Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -Dr. Haim Ginott Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis. -Heidi McDonald
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Funny Teacher Quotes. 1 "A fancy car can't get you where you want to go in life the way a diploma can." - by Joyce A. Myers. 2. "I was pulled over by an officer and he wanted my papers. I did what he wanted and gave him my students' homework to grade. After I did that, I drove off." - by Heidi McDonald.
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Teacher Humor is a great way to get us through the school year. We all know that teaching is a stressful job, and anytime we can add in teacher humor, the better we can cope with the stressful aspects of the job. Teacher humor is so important as a coping mechanisms for the hard times. Teacher humor can really hep us get through the tough times.
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"I touch the future. I teach." -Christa McAuliffe. "Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher." - Japanese proverb "Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best." -Bob Talbert. "Teachers can change lives with the right mix of chalk and challenges."
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1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4.
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